I've been here
now it must be years
i'm holding in to my ez boy chair
my eyes are hooked to the screen
where the people are real
but the protray the scence

i'm watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
and all i get is static
all i get is static
and all i get is static
when i turn on channel four
on my tv

please move your head
i can't see the show
something's wrong
now i'm picking up snow
the problem lies in this new antenna
if this damn set's broken
go to Al TV Rental

watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
and all i get is static
all i get is static
and all i get is static
when i turn on channel four
on my tv
tv (x3)

oh i'm watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
watching my tv
watching my tv
on the floor
and all i see patterns
all i see is patterns
and all i see is patterns
i can't watch this crap anymore

signing off on my tv